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Out of Office Racerback Tank
For when HR said 'mandatory fun' but you said 'mandatory PTO'.
$23.50I want this
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Out of Office Organic Tee
Business in the front. OOO in the back. Chaos in the Slack DMs.
$21.99I want this
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Corporate Jargon Water Bottle
Hydrate. Synergize. Circle back. Repeat.
$27.99I want this
Not the HR Lady Candle
Light it during your next performance review.
$21.99I want this
Out of Office Pajama Pants
The only mandatory uniform we endorse.
$39.99I want this
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Out of Office Tote Bag
Carry your laptop, your lunch, and your complete lack of availability.
$18.99I want this
Corporate Jargon Hoodie
Touch grass. Take meetings. Move fast. Break silos.
$49.99I want this
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Out of Office Sports Bra & Leggings Set
Stretch. Breathe. Delegate. Recover.
$43.99I want this
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